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Santa's Got a Dragon

from Mythtery Playing: A Christmas Album by Fugli

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This is a rock song set to what is actually the middle ages Irish melody of Kingsfold. I wanted to make a song about Santa that 1) made him super nerd cool and 2) rocked. So, I turned up my amp a bit.

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You may have heard about that reindeer with a glowin’ nose,
and Santa’s flying sleigh.
And that may have served him way back when,
but it just won’t do today.
Santa needs a swifter ride, and reindeer stink for flight.
So Santa rides a dragon now, and he’ll rock your chimney tonight.

Once upon a who knows when, ol’ Santa called his elves.
He said those toys your making there ain’t gonna move themselves.
It’s hard to get around these days with all these planes and satellites.
That’s why I need this dragon now, to rock those chimneys right.

The elves put down their paint brushes,
grabbing hammers and their tongs.
They stoked the forge to smelt the ore that had to be made strong.
Dragons fly so swiftly that you’ve got to hold on tight...
‘cuz Santa’s got deliveries he’s gonna make tonight.

So if you’re looking to the sky tonight, and see a glowing streak
Know that Santa’s on the job, with an engine that’s unique.
And anything that’s in his way, like clouds or birds or kites
will be consumed by dragon flames, and burn into the night.

Yes Santa’s got a ride that’s hot. Like a streak, he’s out of site.
Ol’ Santa rides a dragon now, and he’ll rock your chimney tonight.

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from Mythtery Playing: A Christmas Album, released October 31, 2021

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Fugli Bella Vista, Arkansas

Fugli is a 23rd level AD&D 1e Bard. Really, he traded his time playing in copious tabletop RPGs for people paying him to sing and play silly (and also some serious) stuff. Tips gratefully accepted.

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